America’s “Evita” has been so proud of her country for the past five years. Prior to that, it is fair to say, our nation’s FLFL (First Lady For Life) hopeful was pretty miserable.
But now, that’s all changed. She’s able to dictate what food will be served to school children. She vacations in the world’s most exotic places, at her “subjects’ expense. She hobnobs with the “beautiful people”, and now she’s assumed a new duty: Evita Obama is a presenter of the Best Picture Academy Award.
And her most devoted fans are “blown away” by Her Majesty’s willingness to bestow her favor on their humble efforts.
Ben Affleck experienced an emotion akin to Rapture. In his words, when Evita made her “surprise” and “unprecedented” appearance at Sunday’s Oscars, Ben thought he was “sort of hallucinating”.
“The fact that it was the first lady was an enormous honor … it was very cool,” Affleck said backstage after collecting the Best Picture trophy.
All together, now, America…”Evita, Evita…”
