While touring the tornado ravaged Oklahoma City area Sunday, President Obama announced that the threat of future tornados is over.
The president told his cheering throng of admirers that a nation cannot forever live in fear of violent storms. He was echoing the comments he made recently at the National Defense University regarding the war on terror. At one point, he said, “wars have to end”. Nations cannot always be on a war footing, he observed, and he was thus declaring the war on terror over. One report quoted the president as recently saying, “The war’s going to end because I’m not happy being a war president,'”
In Oklahoma he told survivors of the recent tornado that ” tornados and hurricanes are going to end because “I’m not happy being a natural disaster president”.
Next week the president will travel to Detroit where it is expected he will announce an end to poverty in America. It’s reported that he recently told intimates at MSNBC that he is tired of being a “poverty president”.
Mr. Obama’s staff is reportedly working on announcements which, in the very near future, bring an end to disease, famine, and restless leg syndrome .
DLH
