Apparently there are more than ten reasons to vote Democrat. We are chastened by contributing editor Billy Metcalf who thought our post seemed muffled and took it upon himself to interview many Democrats on his own, uncovering these additional reasons outside a Rachel Maddow appearance:
11. I vote Democrat because Global Warming the greatest threat to America.
12. I vote Democrat because Michelle’s school lunch program is popular.
13. I vote Democrat because President Obama is popular.
14. I vote Democrat because Harry Reid says Joni is an extremist.
15. I vote Democrat because Bruce Braley is a veteran and war hero.
16. I vote Democrat because Tea Baggers hate woman.
17. I vote Democrat because White Repubs are out of hand in #Ferguson Missouri.
18. I vote Democrat because we get free “Obamphones.”
19. I vote Democrat because we need more Justice Ginsburgs.
20. I vote Democrat because Sarah Palin scares me.
