- A future in standup comedy?
- He didn’t even pretend not to be speaking ex cathedra*
When John Kerry leaves his current gig as U.S. Secretary Of State, he can take his entire act straight to the Improv.
This man has a real future in standup comedy.
First of all, he has the face and demeanor to insure laughs. His long, deadpan equine visage is guaranteed to crack up an audience as he recites his ideas and his thought processes as though he believes they make sense.
For example,
This week, in his current job, Kerry was actually telling the world that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big a threat to “life on the planet” as global terrorism.
Speaking from Vienna where “climate change” negotiators are working out a global climate deal which will phase out the chemicals currently used in refrigerators and air conditioners, Kerry, with a long, straight face said,
“Yesterday, I met in Washington with 45 nations — defense ministers and foreign ministers — as we were working together on the challenge of [the Islamic State], and terrorism,” he said. “It’s hard for some people to grasp it, but what we — you — are doing here right now is of equal importance because it has the ability to literally save life on the planet itself.”
Tell me now, how can this guy miss making it big in comedy?
Incidentally, news reports did not mention whether the meeting hall the negotiators were working in to save the planet was air-conditioned.
Yes he said that . . .
From the Washington Examiner: Refrigerator chemicals are just as bad as ISIS
Air conditioners and refrigerators pose as big a threat to “life on the planet” as the threat of terrorism, Secretary of State John Kerry said Friday. . . .
DLH
