Via Daily Mail: (excerpt)
‘It’s like being stuck in a nightmare’: Madonna says she offered to devote her life to God * while praying Donald Trump would lose on election night as she breaks down about his presidency
- Madonna spoke about how devastated she is over Donald Trump winning the election in a new interview
- ‘It’s like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare,’ said the singer
- She revealed that on election night she read the Zohar while her agent read the Quran as they tried to will Hillary Clinton to defeat Trump
- ‘We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only,’ said Madonna
- She also said that she now wakes up every morning with a broken heart
- ‘I have to get way more vocal and become a little bit less mysterious,’ she said about her plans once Trump is in office
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Meanwhile, at the main office building of Heaven…the “God Tower”, the Lord’s Chief of Staff enters the ‘boss’s’ office:
CoS: “Hey Boss. You might want to see this”.
God: “What’s that?”
CoS: “It’s an urgent plea from Madonna. She’s asking you to have Hillary elected president of the USA, Earth. If you do, she’ll devote her life to you.”
God: “‘Madonna’? Who’s that”?
CoS; “Oh, you know. The “Material Girl”… the “Like a Virgin”.
God: “Oh yeah. I remember her. She didn’t think I was real…and, if I was, so what?”.
CoS: “Yep. That’s her.”
God: “I forgot she was still down there. Send her ‘plea’ to the ‘First Radical’, ‘way downstairs’…what’s his name…Lucifier? Maybe he and Saul can work something out for her…she could devote her soul to them…as though they didn’t already have it.” DLH
*This is the same Madonna who was willing to, shall we say, work the other side of the street, and ahem, service reluctant voters if they vote for Hillary Clinton. In the alternate offer, she said she’s good, eye contact and everything. Apparently neither agency took her up on her offers. In both cases they saw it as against interests. R Mall
