Study: Venezuelans lost 19 lbs. on average over past year due to lack of food
Pay attention Michael Moore, Pope Francis
Everything about these worker paradises is to be commended right, especially the equality thing. And why give money to those dirty capitalist weight loss clinics that exploit in so many ways?! We here at Veritaspac will be happy to serve as your booking agent for a guaranteed weight loss regimen in the people’s paradise of Venezuela. Think of it as a seriously politically correct immersion. No mere junk food free junket, no indeed, this is for true believers, Mike – Jorge you ARE true believers aren’t you?!
Well here is the itinerary: You fly on your regular chartered kerosene guzzling, CO2 spewing, acid rain inducing “people connectors” to say the capitalist oasis of Miami to spend a couple of days. Rife as it is with the evils of economic freedom 
and devil’s dung it will be a good departure point to remind you of the benefits of the destination fat-free paradise that awaits.
From there re-board your chartered aircraft (no need to share but if you think you can convince a few Haitians or Cubans or expatriate Venezuelans while in Miami to hop on board to cleanse their souls and bodies of fat, and experience the socialist country that got it right, well that would be commendable. A wiggle of the wings as you fly over Port Au Prince would not be too ostentatious.
You will land in Venezuela at Coloncha to start your cleansing 
activities. There you will be met by one of our Veritaspac chartered bulk carriers which will be brimming with currency, Bolivars of course, necessary for purchasing your first week’s paradise diet of bread and water, maybe. Do not despair over capitalist swine propaganda of scarcity of toilet paper. The genius of the Marxist system there is that the Bolivars have that dual purpose.
R Mall
