Washington Times reports:
Santa Claus to appear as gay black man in new children’s book
Santa Claus will be depicted in a forthcoming children’s book as a gay black man in an interracial relationship, its publisher confirmed.
Harper Design said the picture book, “Santa’s Husband,” will go on sale Oct. 10 just in time for Christmas, Time reported Tuesday.
Rumor has it that a frantic bidding war is on among liberal media outlets for the first exclusive interview with the author.
…the followup would be the heartwarming story of the cocaine-addicted pedophile who saves Easter by hiding crystal meth-laced eggs at a church Easter egg hunt
Which brings us to the matter of how Baron Trump can help old dad on the PR front — invite Santa’s Husband author over for a reading with the gang:
Barron Trump’s already planning White House sleepover for his friends
And, by the way, where’s young Barron’s tax returns? And are there any Russian kids in Barron’s clique? And should taxpayers have to fund pre-teen slumber parties? . . .
Surely the Associated Press wants to know!
DLH
