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- Republican primary versions available!
DNC ANNOUNCES GIANT BLACK FRIDAY SALE
SPECIALS AT PRICES 20% BELOW SUGGESTED RETAIL PRICE OFFERED ONLINE BY SMEARS R US INCLUDE:
– Smear packages available at prices from low 000’s to $10 million…
– Our “Roy Moore Dossier” model, especially designed for major campaigns against solid conservative candidates. This package includes a mix of up to 10 experienced media performers, and includes women and men, gay and straight, and minorities (if necessary for the candidate).
We guarantee each will present very favorably in interviews and can offer custom designed persuasive allegations against your opponent on a wide variety of crimes and perversions.
For a small additional fee, we will supply top flight media figures and well-known high-priced attorneys who will advance your smear across all national media.
– Low cost ‘Starter’ packages from low 000’s are available for progressive candidates for municipal offices to minor statewide elective posts:
– Our best deal for Democrats on a small budget vying for positions from Park Board members to School Boards; this package is offered at the amazingly low cost of only $5000 and includes grainy videos of individuals resembling your opponent performing unnatural acts with certain farm animals. Accusations of corruption and racial discrimination are standard with all packages!
Get our complete catalog now. Go to SmearsR Us@ aol.badgov
This offer only available through Thanksgiving Day.
NOTE, OUR IRONCLAD GUARANTEE!
WE GUARANTEE THAT ALL ALLEGATIONS CONTAINED IN ALL OF OUR SMEAR PACKAGES WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO REFUTE WITHIN 30 DAYS PRIOR TO THE ELECTION.
REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES INCLUDED TOO!
Also for our cost conscious friends involved in Republican primaries, we offer “conservative’ Republican versions, modeled after those dreamed up by Victory Enterprises, offering the same utility AND ALL THE VERACITY of our Democrat versions. See examples right here in these pages!
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