The Mueller Indictments…our early thoughts (there’ll be more)

OHH…I FEEL SO — USED

– Had I not been so ‘unwittingly’ influenced by the Russians, I would most certainly have voted for Hillary (oh, come now…)

– Actually, nothing cries out more loudly for a special counsel investigation into the Mueller “meddling” in US post-election governance than this amateurish gambit

– Did those wily Russians persuade the virtuous Hillary to set up her own server to evade transparency of her official government activities?

– Are Big Peter Strzok and Lovely Lisa Actually Russian spies…nah, the Russians wouldn’t have tolerated their childish antics

– And why wouldn’t the Russians attempt to assist their fellow socialist/communist, Bernie?

– These indictments seem to be very ham-handed efforts by the Mueller Gang to divert all public attention away from Hillary and Bill’s extensive Russian connections (Uranium One, Bill’s speaking ‘fees’ , etc) and an amateurish attempt to make the Clintons the ‘poor victims’.

-C’mon folks. Bottom line, these latest indictments and this entire investigation, as far as is known to date, is more like a typically unfunny Jimmy Kimmel bit, as written by Chuck Schumer

– Finally…Shep Smith’s orgasmic delight over these indictments he exhibited on FOX was the biggest embarrassment for the network since Shep’s reporting on Hurricane Katrina

DLH

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