PBNTY (Plausible But Not True Yet)
DNC Sues Trump Campaign, the Russian Federation, WikiLeaks, the General Staff of the Russian Federation, Paul Manafort, and the maker of “Make America Great Again” hats
– Suit Charges That “Significant Harm” Was Inflicted Upon “Plaintiff” (Apparently Hillary and the DNC):
– Reports are That Maker Of “Pussy Hats” are also Suing “MAGA” Maker
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STILL LATER BREAKING NEWS!!! PBNTY
-Scientist Announce Discovery of World’s Largest Weasel:
Reported to be 6’8″ long and walks upright on two legs (additional sightings/pictograph below)
-Also Said to Have Chameleon-like Characteristics…Can Change Color and Patterns To Blend Into Almost Any Carpet or Drape Decor;
New Breed of Weasel Also Said to be non-binary Gender; Sightings reported From New York to Washington DC in recent Weeks
Scientists Have dubbed the New Discovery “Jamesoleus Comeycapsus”
DLH
