Local Catholic Churches to Turn Off A/C

OK maybe the forgoing is just another headline from our global-warming induced fevered imagination.

Might as well just put up a satanic symbol

It was 100 degrees in KC yesterday. Perhaps a blast from the past is appropriate as Catholics flock to their un-air-conditioned churches (surely they are busy destroying the devils work by now).  So how many  have been shut down in shame over the  suffering their abundance has caused  around the globe?  All  inspired by Pope Francis:

55.   Some countries are gradually making significant progress, developing more effective controls and working to combat corruption. People may well have a growing ecological sensitivity but it has not succeeded in changing their harmful habits of consumption which, rather than decreasing, appear to be growing all the more. A simple example is the increasing use and power of air-conditioning. The markets, which immediately benefit from sales, stimulate ever greater demand. An outsider looking at our world would be amazed at such behaviour, which at times appears self-destructive.
ENCYCLICAL LETTER LAUDATO SI’ OF THE HOLY FATHER FRANCIS ON CARE FOR OUR COMMON HOME

Nevertheless many or most pew warmers have received reminders this summer from bishops and parish priests across the US to essentially Repent Ye Global Warming Deniers!,  most of course in the cool comfort of their Freon charged enclave. However there are rumors of a new order of priests associated with the Jesuits to be called the Quinquagesimus. They take their name from the 50th parallel as just about all of them come from north of there. Their motto: “Caeli Condiciones Ultra” a revision from their first run-through  “Iam Gente Ferebat” which roughly translates to “No More Carrier Nation”.  It was deemed too ironic  in that Carry Nation is sort of their patron saint.

The Quinquagesimus, stopping global warming one condenser unit at a time

Quinquagesimus patron saint

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DLH with R Mall

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