BREAKING NEWS
Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa on June 11 that his White House would “cure” cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.
“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer…”
Wow! Think of the pressure that puts on Spartacus!:
Booker Announces his administration Will Cure Erectile Dysfunction
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And how about Kirsten Gillibrand? She’ll have to purge the nation of all ‘pro-life racists’ (“It’s not acceptable to oppose abortion…it’s “racist”!); who knows how far she’ll have to go with that? Are there enough pro-infanticide-dists to pull that off ?
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And Kamala?
Well, she’s already promised to ‘order’ her DOJ to prosecute Trump for “obstruction” (I believe they would have no choice…”); BUT NOW, in light of Biden’s announcement, Harris has announced that her administration will also cure Peyronie’s Disease (bent penis); She immediately received a tweet of gratitude from Willie Brown AND an offer of a supportive testimonial from victim Bill Clinton. Monica Lewinski could not be reached for comment but is expected to give succor to the cause.
