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Reader “Gus” calls us to task for not relating Quid-Pro Joe’s full street cred’s in our recent post Losing Beto and prospect of losing Biden too much in one day. We apologize for the omission. In recompense we would like to call the attention of readers in need of last minute Christmas gift ideas to the Joe Biden commemorative Chia Leg shown. Use chlorinated tap water to grow to get the full effects of the plant turning blond. However no warranty is expressed or implied that kids will actually like to rub it.
Gus writes:
“Damn straight I did and anybody who says not is full of malarkey and I will meet them under the bleachers”
Wait a minute! This just in. We’ve heard about how Uncle Joe stared down the fierce ‘Corn Pop’. But what isn’t so widely known is that probably the world’s greatest lightweight intellectual/ fighter of all time, that’s right, ‘Jersey Joe’ Biden, took on Corn Pop’s entire gang in one epic brawl. Joe put down Mr. Pop’s brutal gang, including the legendary mugger, ‘Jack Cracker’, the ruthless “Flakes” Bran, their gangbanger associates, “Frenchy” Fries, “Frank” Furter, and the ‘busty’ female contract killer, “Pears” Bartlett. Took’em all out with one ‘pushup’! Biden also stole Corn Pop’s ‘main squeeze’, the vivacious Frances Pope. This guy is presidential material!
