- Is there an Academy Awards for political theater?
HIGH NOON
Gary Cooper — Marshal Will Kane left Hadleyville this morning, taking the first train out, ahead of Frank Miller and his murderous gang, scheduled to arrive on the noon train.
SHANE
Shane (Alan Ladd) and Marian Starrett (Jean Arthur — Shane’s not Coming Back; The settlers hoped the ‘skilled gunfighter’ would save their homesteads, but Cattle Baron, “Rufus Ryker’s” henchmen are too much …despite Joey’s desperate cries of “Come Back, Shane!”
DURHAM
John Durham as himself — Skilled investigator, John Durham rides out of the Washington ‘settlement’, ahead of the murderous Biden gang. “My work is done…I found no evidence of wrongdoing in the Russia probe…and, if I had, it’s too close to the election to do anything.
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