President Biden announces ‘progress’ in military on maternity flight suits, women’s body armor, and hairstyle requirements !
(He’s got ‘Defense Secretary, uh, uh’, “you know…the “general”…I call him…”you know the guy that runs the, uh, you know the building over there that has a lot of sides…the Octagon?; Where was I?…oh yeah…”)
Tight cockpits and G-Forces be damned! (Its not a baby anyway)
MATERNITY FLIGHT SUITS??? And what about those ‘snug’ quarters on U.S. bombers…Isn’t this why there were almost no pregnant female tail gunners or bombardiers in WWII?
WOMENS’ BODY ARMOR??? (“making good progress toward fitting women properly”…what exactly does President ‘Joey’ mean by “fitting properly”?))
“HAIRSTYLE REQUIREMENTS”??? (“Updating”) What about those helmets that leave female warriors’ hair frizzy and unmanageable.
“Tailoring combat uniforms for women” ?????????
“Tailored Women’s Combat Uniforms”!!!!!!!
You can’t expect female Navy Seals to go into combat with unshapely, drab outfits, can you?
– Fatigues by Vera Wang, Boho Chic, and Versaci; Boots by Prada; ‘Battle Bras” by Gucci and Chanel; Combat tampons by Kimberley-Clark.
And what about those “baby bumps” on our pregnant Green Berets…’close combat’ becomes almost impossible…is the Scranton Scrapper making “good progress” on that issue too?
Is it any wonder that women leave the military? President Biden seems to ask.
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