Veritas evaluates Dingy Harry’s “accident”

Seems a lot of folks don’t believe that Harry had that little exercising “accident”.  Breitbart provided readers a serious and quite thorough forensic evaluation of why Harry Reid’s home exercise accident story doesn’t add up.  Very interesting.

Lots of speculation around the likelihood that somebody beat the crap out of good old Harry and “persuaded” him to retire from the Senate.

Well, we don’t know and apparently no one has solid evidence. But,the personality, behavior, and his alleged shady dealings (“public service” has been very kind to Harry), we are inclined to think there may be something to it.

Let’s assume there is. Who would be considered prime suspects to have done such a dastardly deed, and what might have been their motivation? Here’s some our guesses:

• Mitt Romney; his reason? Do you really have to ask?
• The Tea Party; of course, they’re prime suspects whenever evil deeds are done!
• The Koch brothers; also of course; their reason? They’re just plain evil billionaires who hate 95 lb. former boxers.
• Some of those former Democrat senators who were booted from congress in 2014, thanks to Harry’s adroit management of that august chamber.
• The Mob; not on our list actually. According to “a guy” who called us and said that Harry and the “mob” are great buds, “thick as thieves”, one might say.
• Of course we can’t reveal the identity of who told us, other than that he recalled for us again that Romney hasn’t paid any taxes for 100 years.

Anybody out there have another guess?

DLH

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