What would Admiral Farragut say?

“Damn the torpedoes, check their racial, gender, and ethnic diversity!”

Here’s a story we’ve all been anxiously awaiting.

The First Lady is “sponsoring” a nuclear powered attack submarine! It’s so exciting. Sec. of the Navy Roy Mabus will speak at this momentous occasion, if he can tear himself away from his work of restructuring qualification requirements to get women into the Navy Seals: implement whatever the Pentagon’s latest training regimen in diversity, gender identity, and anti-sexual harassment: and meet recruitment goals for transexuals.

We’re betting that, with Micheke’s “sponsorship, there are strings attached to the staffing of the “Illinois” with strict goals for the “proper representation” of females, gays, transgenders, illegal immigrants, all racial, and ethnic groups, and Democratic voters.

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And, thus, soon the most diverse submarine crew in history will take to the sea.

Bon Voyage!

First Lady to christen U.S. Navy submarine Illinois Saturday

DLH

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