Ryan’s “heads Dems win, tails Repubs lose” budget

  • Ryan, the brilliant tactician watching out for the family pocketbook
  • Avoid confrontation at all costs
  • Anything Democrats feel strongly about will be retained and subsidized
  • Anything Democrats object to that conservatives feel strongly about will not be considered 

Paul Ryan calls for GOP to support $1 trillion spending bill

A new GOPe “strategy… …helpfully explained by the media:

PaulRyanBeardSpeaker Ryan the newly bearded , messianic leader of the new GOPe surrender monkeys.

“Passage of the bill is Ryan’s first major test as speaker. Prior spending bills, under the leadership of former Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, were typically made available to members of Congress only at the last-minute, and conservative GOP members, removed from the process, often voted against the bills and against Boehner’s leadership.”

Get it? Paul Ryan is showing how you exert “real” leadership. He will do the same counter-productive, damaging actions his predecessor, Boehner did, but he’ll be “smarter” about it.

Those dumb conservatives in that, ugh, wing of the Republican party only voted against Boehner’s various capitulations to Obama’s agenda because “prior spending bills were typically only made available to them at the last-minute…”. Under the magnificent leadership of Speaker Ryan, they’ll be told well in advance that the majority intends to capitulate. That way, the once recalcitrant conservatives will love Mr. Ryan, and all his works!

Things we suspect Ryan will fold on and fund or continue to fund, contra-conservatism:

  • Bailout Obamacare risk corridors
  • Subsidies for illegal immigrants and Obama’s executive orders
  • Planned Parenthood
  • Enforcement of any climate treaty Obama agrees to
  • and much much more
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One Response to Ryan’s “heads Dems win, tails Repubs lose” budget

  1. Gus says:

    So the House replaced one mumbling, incompetent Speaker with a devious establishment puppet. What’s the deal with the beard…’Honest Abe’ Ryan?

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