Incident at Democrat debate explained- Hillary campaign calls lack of potty parity (in her case) a “macro-aggression”
- Sponsor explains their position
Our sources close to the Clinton campaign have advised us that Kimberly-Clark Corporation of Neenah, Wisconsin, maker of “Depend” the adult diaper, are in contact with the campaign and offering a “temporary” solution to Hillary’s continence problem. They also intend to heartily endorse her candidacy. The announcement may be seen as a rebuke to the company’s home state Republican Governor Scott Walker and House Speaker Paul Ryan (party affiliation unknown) who also hails from Wisconsin. However a spokesman for the company strained to make clear that the support was less about politics than the realization that Hillary provides the biggest platform for their product.
A compelling case can be made for Kimberly-Clark’s actions. No longer will important meetings have to be delayed because of nature’s call. This efficient new world order was foretold, as is so often the case, in movies, as this one from over a quarter century ago presents. And so with this example, and the aid of Kimberly-Clark’s constantly improved products, the future is at hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUiXJ4ZIOEE
Being the kind and objective citizens that we are, we at Veritaspac are then “OK” with the sponsorship because we see it as “the greater good,” a way to keep things moving at these debates. As a bonus Kimberly-Clark insists that wearing its products will hold associated odor in. While it is progress we recognize that it only solves one end of the alimentary canal problem associated with Democrat political debates. We encourage Kimberly-Clark to step up research on how to contain the effluence and odor from the other end during such times.
If such corporate sponsorship is found illegal, as if that would make a difference to the Clintons, we suggest the old-fashioned solution for these debates: Raising ones hand to show number 1 or number 2 depending on one’s requirements. That will at least allow producers to anticipate the time needed for breaks, and the timely insertion of certain sponsors advertisements.
R Mall
