How Many Voters Will Eat the ‘Avocado’ Beto is Offering the American People? 

Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke once placed a piece of their child’s poop in a bowl and told his wife that it was an avocado. 

Beto O’Rourke put turd in a bowl and told his wife it was an avocado, friend says, 

Is this “Beto” a ‘fun guy’, or what?

After losing his senate race to incumbent Ted Cruz, O’Rourke took off for New Mexico to gobble some dirt (yes, real ‘dirt’…presumably the kind his Party spreads around Washington to attack their political opponents).

Our prediction is that every Hollywood party through 2020 will offer genuine ‘avocado’ and dirt scraped from the soles of Beto’s barnyard clodhoppers…”reinvigorating” for hip folks like Alyssa Milano!

Democrat logic: “Beto lost (to Ted Cruz)? That’s OK. Now he can run for President,”     DLH


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