- Fingers Joe
- Sloshed Nancy
- Shaky Amy
Our candidate Quid-Pro-Joe is requiring more and more diaper changes after each campaign appearance. In Iowa yesterday a supposed Warren supporter (clearly not a Trumper givin the formation of his question) asked him some pointed questions about his health and son Hunter. Old Joe lost it. Called him a damn liar about something the guy didn’t say but had referenced as an accusation in the media. That was one thing, but then let a subliminal thought come through. His people denied it saying Old Joe was saying “facts” not calling the guy “fat”. The best defense would have been: “Joe doesn’t do subliminal”.
Nevertheless look and listen closely at the minute plus 45 second mark on the linked “Damn Liar” video and judge for yourself. Of course none of the dominant media will say Joe’s keepers are liars but they are. It was probably just a slip (a fun one like so many of Joe’s) but he did say it.
For a good measure of fun we also set forth a clip of Joe Bite Me (and he means it) chomping on his wife and along with that an older “butt buddy” remark (just to be mischievous and maybe draw Pete out to defend him). And you know Six-Pack Joe is feeling a little desperate when he needs to bring in the old Nor’easter himself — John Kerry. Joes peeps are also working feverishly to get Jimmy Carter on board as Obama is still not budging (some would say waiting to anoint Michelle). Anyway their roster is shaping up to be very old, very white, plenty rich, and as far as sex determination, well that is entirely fluid in there book so you shouldn’t notice.
Below these links about Crazy Joe are the Nancy and Amy shows along with everyone’s net-worth (in an earthly ontological sense the Democrats are all at zero).
You are a Damn Liar and Fat too! – (first link)
Campaign Denies Joe Biden Called Iowa Voter ‘Fat’ in Viral Video
Joe Bites
Butt Buddy
Nancy Pelosie’s umbrage over a question which she falsely claimed was an accusation plays immediately after the You are a Damn Liar (and Fat too!) video above. Note her constantly slurred speech.
And what about Amy and the shakes?
The Dems have a money problem – their candidates have too much and would be hard pressed to make a claim to being of the people (as if that could hurt Trump at this point who has done so much for the people).
Breaking Down The Net Worth Of Each 2020 Presidential Candidate
Here is how the candidates rank, according to OpenSecrets.org, from the “have lots” to the “have nots”
• Michael Bloomberg: $53.4B
• Tom Steyer: $1.9B
• President Donald Trump: $1.7B
Then, there’s a steep drop off the money cliff. The multi-millionaires include:
• John Delaney: $200M
• Michael Bennett: $25.6M
• Elizabeth Warren: $11M
• Joe Biden: $8M
• Kamala Harris: $6M
Klobuchar reports a net worth up to $2.3 million, followed by:
• Andrew Yang: $2.2M
• Bernie Sanders: $1.8M
• Marianne Williamson: $1.5M
• Cory Booker: $1M
The least wealthy candidates:
• Tulsi Gabbard: $580,000
• Julian Castro: $509,000
• Pete Buttigieg: Below $166,000
The fact that Buttigieg is the poorest candidate of all hasn’t stopped him from raising more money on his own than almost any other candidate — with $51 million in contributions so far.
