MICHAEL ‘MAGOO”* TESTIFIES BEFORE THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE WEDNESDAY
Sen. Graham: “Mr. Magoo, Do you know what the term ‘political bias’ means?”
Magoo: Oh yeah..
S.G.: “You ever see any around Washington?”
Magoo: “Nope.”
S.G.: “What do you think of the FBI?”
Magoo: “Glad I don’t work there.”
S.G. “Do you know Lisa Page and Peter Strzok?”
Magoo: ” Cute couple.”
S.G.: What did you think of their emails to each other while investigating the Trump campaign?”
Magoo: ” Don’t read other people’s mail.”
S.G: “With 17 very serious ‘mistakes, errors, or instances of mishandling evidence’, all going against the investigation’s target, did you think there could be some ‘political bias’ in the way this investigation was handled?”
Magoo: “Nope”
S.G.: “Thank you, Mr. Magoo. You may step down…er, watch your step…”
MR. MAGOO TESTIFIES
“Didn’t see no ‘political bias’! Nossir.” dlh*
*Apologies to Mr. Quincy Magoo who had far more vision than Mr. Horowitz
