BIDEN BESTOWS CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR ON CORTEZ
IN AN OVAL OFFICE CEREMONY THIS WEEK PRESIDENT BIDEN AWARDED A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR TO ALEXANDRIA-OCASIO “Sandy” CORTEZ
This was the first time in American history that a civiilan, a female, an “admitted” former victim of sexual assault, and a sitting member of Congress was awarded the military’s highest honor.
The citation President Biden (attempted) to read as he bestows the medal, as written:
“Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is receiving this Medal for “uncommon valor and courage in the face of extreme threats by enemy guerrillas, under orders from the former president of the United States.
“Congressperson Cortez fought off attackers and secured safety for her staff and sister congresspersons. Despite assault by Trump voters, congressional Republican colleagues and ultra-conservative capitol police, Cortez stood her ground and singlehandedly fought off Trump loyalists as they attempted to take over the U.S. Government.”
In addition to her extraordinary courage in the face of brutal, attempted insurrection, Cortez has since provided comfort and solace to her male and female congressional colleagues, leading a formal psychological therapy session on the floor of the US Congress. It is believed (by Veritaspac sources) that Representative Cortez ‘s support and comfort saved her colleague, Rashid Tlaib, from a complete mental breakdown as she described her ordeal during the therapy session.
Had it not been for Congressperson Cortez’s long fingernails, biting profanity, her background in being raised in a ‘rough and tumble Bronx neighborhood’ and snippy combat training at Boston University, it is believed that the 2020 presidential election would have been overturned.
(Veritaspac believes the Medal of Honor is the highest award Cortez has received since the MIT Lincoln Library named a small asteroid after her: “23238 Ocasio-Cortez”, in gratitude for her research project for a high school science fair in 2007 on ‘the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode “Caenorhabditis elegans” (Wikipedia).
Ol’ Joe will do anything for a grab and a sniff . . . and AOC would do anything for attention