It is rumored that the QC Times editorial board has called an emergency meeting for this afternoon. It is expected that the board will issue, possibly in a special edition of the paper, an editorial condemning Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and the Romney campaign staff for their role in the Aurora, CO. shooting earlier today.
In a likely successful bid for another award for wonderful editorial writing, experts expect the editorial will use conciliatory and prayerful language to cleverly convey to faithful Times readers who the real culprits in this tragedy are.
In the news section of this edition, pertinent quotes from representatives of the leading “non-partisan” progressive organizations in the Quad Cities are almost certain to be included. DLH
Dateline Veritaspac.com: In a followup to this earlier dispatch from our Editor El Primo, we see that ABC beat the QCT to the punch and tried to implicate the Tea Party in the shooting, associating a “Jim Holmes” with same. They have since apologized.
