Today we offer “All the “fake news” that’s Fit to Print”

DEMOCRATS NEVER SEEM TO BE WORRIED ABOUT ‘PRECEDENT’

– Who’da Thought? While GOP is Worried Sick That if They Take Any Action in Defense of America’s Security or Sovereignty, the Party’s Future is Doomed

– Meanwhile Democrats Prepare to Call Trump’s First Grade Teacher and His Mother’s OBGYN To Testify

– Democrats Vow To Investigate Every Aspect Of Trump’s Illegal Activity Dating Back To His Days At The “Kew Forest Elementary” School in New York

– Report: FBI turned over to Schiff Committee Evidence that Barron Trump had several Russian Schoolmates and attended play dates at their homes prior to the ’16 Election

– Elijah Cummings is also reportedly looking into the incident involving Melania Trump who reportedly “wore a $1,380 Balmain shirt to Michele Obama’s vegetable garden”… the most expensive shirt any First Lady had ever worn to the garden. “We need to know if the garment was purchased with taxpayer funds which could have been used for good works by Planned Parenthood”, Cummings said.

“We will also be investigating whether or not FLOTUS’s lingerie has been made in the USA, or in Russia. And, was it provided free of charge by the manufacturer?…a clear violation of the “Emoluments Clause”, Cummings added.

He also disclosed that investigators believe the Russian company which allegedly manufactured the lingerie was known as “Putin Intimate Wear”. “If true, and if it is the same “Putin” who engineered the election of Donald Trump, what could be clearer evidence of collusion?”.

Meanwhile, Adam Schiff, chairman of the the House Permanent Select Committee on “Intelligence” (now perhaps the biggest misnomer in congressional history), in an interview on MSNBC revealed that his Congressional committee has irrefutable proof that Melania Trump was once associated with a secret organization devoted to corrupting the morals of our society. Asked to name the organization, Schiff would only say that it seems to go by the name “Victoria’s”. It is known that she attended a Secret meeting on December 5, 2016 “You can be sure that we will investigate this organization to the fullest extent”*, the chairman said.

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(*Note: MSNBC obtained details of the meeting from https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/a-glimpse-back-at-melania-trumps-elegant-victorias-secret-fashion-show-style-033007403.htmldetails: ;

*On Dec. 5, the iconic annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will be broadcast. Supermodels including the Hadid sisters and veteran Angel Adriana Lima will grace the catwalk clad in the brand’s new collections, A-list musicians will perform their hottest hits, and high-profile celebs will fill the most coveted seats. Among that sea of famous faces could be our FLOTUS-elect, Melania Trump, if past events are any indicator.

Though Melania has never participated in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show as a model, she’s been a fixture in the front row alongside other famous patrons of the lingerie arts, such as Kris JennerNick Cannon, and Michael Strahan. Unsurprisingly, Melania never fails to show up in her trademark luxe style — and accompanied by her husband, President-elect Donald Trump.”)

MEANWHILE OTHER HEADLINES :

More Illegal Caravans ‘Ready to Roll’; AKA “The Tillis-Collins Opportunity  Caravan” Set to Deliver 18,000 9-year old Guatamalans to Florida;

 Sinaloa Cartel’s “Rand Paul* Sanctuary Express Caravan” to Head to Kentucky on Saturday With 12,000 New Democrat Voters and “Landscape Workers”

MS13 ‘s ‘Athletic Club’ Honors Former GOP Speaker for his work on securing US borders; Opening the “Paul Ryan Tattoo Parlor” in Madison, WI

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*Fine Upstanding Libertarian, Rand Paul, Bravely Protecting the Constitution as He Votes to Block President’s Efforts to Protect Borders; Hasn’t Noticed The Numerous Failures By He and His Congressional Colleagues To Uphold Immigration Laws;

Drug Cartels Plan to Name The Next Caravan After the Courageous Senator: “The Rand Paul Sanctuary Express Caravan ”

DLH

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