Need some good reasons for conservatives to help “Pathetic Joe” get the Democratic Party’s nomination?
Just when things were getting dicey here in Iowa for ol’ Quid Pro Joe, what with the Mayor of South Park Bend taking the lead, Joe steps out with some really useful announcements.
Biden says endorsements from Tom and Christie Vilsack ‘gigantic’ boost
Still another great development:
Joe Biden says Stacey Abrams, Sally Yates could be potential VP picks while speaking in Iowa
Name-dropping Stacey Abrams notwithstanding, conventional Democrat wisdom (stop laughing) says that if Joe Bite Me wants to put this away all he needs is an endorsement from Jesse Jackson, the original rainbow guy (except as far as we now he was hetero all the way). They say he can lock up the Black vote and have cover for more gaffs about his own “blackness’ or whatever.
Now as we have maintained for some time, Sleepy Joe is our guy for the Democrat nomination. If you need some “reasons” just soak up what his PR people maintain about his broad appeal and how well prepared he is (STOP laughing). We have our own reasons but lets not quibble and just unite in support.
We are even thinking of going to Rino Republicans and asking them to consider caucusing for Cossack Joe. It would give them an opportunity to be at home and unite with allies in opposition to a common enemy. It should not be a leap as they are constantly admonishing GOP leadership to be bi-partisan.
To add to the momentum necessary the good news is that Joe is paying canvassers. The bad news is that with such low unemployment under President Trump we know that getting good help will be difficult. So in order to be as helpful to the cause and insure the most effective outreach we recommend that the help-wanted notices should be focused on a pool of Democrats who have already had their shots and their gag reflex nerves removed. The Nigerian Prince’s representatives; the “this is your last chance to lower your interest payment” people; the folks who will “arrange for a free back brace for you” and last but not least the car warranty extension folks come to mind. You can’t say no to these people (or take me off your list) and have them give up.
