- Pardon us while we ridicule Cuomo, the Dems latest savior
- Untouched but not retouched photos
From a couple of days ago in the NY Post (Cuomo’s spokesperson in response to questions as to whether “does he or doesn’t he” . . . says “of course not” — meant to add “who ya gunna believe me, or your lying eyes?”
Now in our humble opinion this goombah (meant in its most affectionate way of course) is trying to show them off. Who would wear a shirt that clings like that for any innocent reason . . .? What a goofball.
From the NY Post:
Andrew Cuomo looks like he’s ready for action — at a Jersey Shore nightclub.
The governor set the internet on fire Tuesday with wild speculation that two bizarre protrusions seen poking out from under his shirt were actually nipple rings.
Twitter and Reddit users furiously debated just what was going on under Cuomo’s official white polo — but his spokesman threw a big bucket of cold water on the idea that the 62-year-old public servant was into some wild piercing.
“Of course not, sorry, internet,” senior aide Rich Azzopardi told The Post.
The denial came after users, keeping abreast of the gov’s daily coronavirus briefings, spotted the apparent jewelry through his “State of Emergency” shirt.
“Is it just me or is Cuomo’s nipple totally pierced?,” read one tweet on Saturday, which turned into a Reddit thread that attempted to get to the bottom of the issue.
“There’s definitely something going on under there,” one user wrote, with another dubbing the possible piercings “the single greatest discovery by humanity.”
“If it is, I like him even more.”
Some cyber-sleuths tried to find alternate theories, like maybe Cuomo tapes his nipples to prevent chafing, or that they are unusually shaped.
Or maybe it was just a bit nippy that day.
Bernie Bro disappointed, was all in for Bernie, and then Cuomo upsets his thought processes
Fellow New Yorker when asked if Cuomo has them “well duh”
