First off, in all seriousness, the GOP establishment in the Senate is going to have to make a choice – Mitch McConnell or the hoards of Trump defenders.
Regarding McConnell’s email
Two possibilities here:
1) Mitch has snapped, and must be replaced as Minority Leader immediately (but not by “Mittens’ or “Sassy Ben”!)
2) This letter was actually sent out by Schumer!
Seriously…how about a Ben Sasse Testicle Festival?
And what about Sasse — Nebraska’s recently reelected senator…and another anti-Trump “Republican”:
His state is known for its “unique” festivals, in line with the State Motto, “Nebraska,Honestly, it’s not for everyone”. One of its most popular is one I would propose that Mr. Sasse be the “guest of honor” for…the annual “(Sasse) Testicle Festival”*, to continue to be held each year on Father’s Day. (Sasse was a GW Bush appointee to Health & Human Services. in 2007; isn’t that some weird s—“?)
(Nebraska’s other GOP senator, Deb Fischer voted to acquit Trump)
seriously…how about a Ben Sasse Testicle Festival?